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Daily Archives: January 23, 2017

THE CLUELESS COW COLLECTOR

  YEEE!! HAAA! Farm Wife Alert! Susie marries Farmer Thomas. She thinks she is a farm wife because she lived on 15 acres, her dad had a garden, and raised a few beef cattle. Susie is clueless………………. I love animals. I was used to cattle, or so I thought. I fed a few and pet a few. So I thought that I was ready to jump in and help my dairy farmer husband. Not!! The first time he asked me to help him move a cow, I asked him, ”What should I do?” His answer, “Just stand there.” So I…

GOD CREATED A MONSTER

GOD CREATED A MONSTER ROCK ALONG WITH ME,SIT IN YOUR COMFEY CHAIR,AND LISTEN TO THE SPIRIT WHO GUIDES ME.   Funny things happen when girlfriends get loose. This past Sat., I went to a Paint and Wine class, along with five of my best girlfriends. My Good buddy Diane was absent because she is a decorative artist and paints wooden eggs. She was up to her elbows in Santas. Having been an art teacher for 4 years ,as well as a decorative artist, I decided to go along with the gang who had never painted before. Needless to…